Over Memorial Day weekend,
Crystal and I stayed at her parents’ house in upstate New York. They graciously allowed me to raid their considerable vinyl collection for anything I fancied. Here now is the first group of reviews of selections from the big cardboard box that made the trip back to Philly with us.
Patti Smith Group, Wave: Only got through side one. Am I the only person who kinda digs her version of “So You Wanna Be a Rock ‘n’ Roll Star”?
Herbie Hancock, Headhunters: Gave up during the early part of side two. The jittery funk – all those squeaky synths and hyper congas – got the better of my nerves at that point.
The Monkees, More of The Monkees: I grabbed this because it has the song “She.” This is a mighty song, even better than I remember. Big, booming harmonies and a strutting, martial beat. The chorus – “Why am I standing here/Missing her, and wishing she were here” – is epic. The narrator is a paranoid, masochistic creep; Elvis Costello or Thom Yorke can only wish they could conjure him up. All in all, L.A.-bred garage rock at its finest. My fourth-grade memories of the rest of the tracks scared me off most of them. Even a song I used to like, “Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow),” became intolerable once Davy Jones’ lead vocal entered; who let him in front of a microphone? As a science experiment in terror, I’d like to arrange a DJ night in which only “Your Auntie Grizelda” is played.
The Band, The Last Waltz: I never get tired of watching the film, but on record the performances really pale in comparison to their other, less-heralded live album,
Rock of Ages.
Talking Heads, Fear of Music: Good, but not as good as
More Songs about Buildings and Food. Does “Drugs” creep you out too?
Paul McCartney, McCartney II: Again, only listened to side one, but that’s not really the album’s fault. Everything on here sounds bizarre and ingenious and lo-fi, even the big hit “Coming Up.” (He really did have a shitload of hits the first fifteen years after The Beatles broke up and some of them are pretty bad songs. Did people just buy his stuff out of habit? What ultimately broke that habit?) I’ve been acquainted with this album since sometime around 7th grade, and that explains why I never found Fleetwood Mac’s
Tusk all that outré. Let us consider that he released
McCartney right after the Fabs split, and
McCartney II right after his drug bust in Japan. Now that he’s back in the tabloids, the timing couldn’t be better.
The Who, Tommy: Overrated, like it’s always been. Don’t think of it as the dawning of a new day for the ‘Orrible ‘Oo. Think of it as an awkward transitional album. They weren’t Mod dandies, not yet lords of the arenas. You could probably fit the truly great songs on an EP. (That last sentence is a covert shout-out.)
The Who, Who’s Next: I previously only owned this on cassette, which is noteworthy because the track listing is slightly different. I feel like I’ve been hearing this Classic Album
TM all wrong all this time. Anyway, sometime I’ll to write a essay on the immense influence “Baba O’Reilly” had on my adolescence, and my mostly ill-fated attempts to repay that debt. It will be very cathartic, I’m sure.
Bobby Womack, Bobby Womack’s Greatest Hits: I kinda had this one playing in the background and it didn’t really register, but it’s definitely worth another spin or two.
Al Green, I’m Still In Love with You: Buy this album now, please. The hits are hits. Everything else is equal, be it the funky drumming and swooping strings on “I’m Glad You're Mine” or the Roy Orbison and Kris Kristofferson covers. My find of the year, so far.